Suggested Michigan Mottos

• "The one that looks like a mitten."
• "Where used cars from Florida bring top dollar."
• "No hurricanes here."
• "The Orange Barrel State."
• "So close to Canada you can hardly tell the difference."
• "We know the rules of euchre."
• "Got fudge?"
• "Two Mystery Spots. No waiting."
• "Yes, the Porcupines are real mountains."
• "Soda? We say pop here, buddy."
• "No riots since '67."
• "More than just boarded up auto plants."
• "Casino fever - catch it."
• "Sandy beaches without the severe undertow."
• "Imagine an island where horse manure still litters the streets."
• "Water enough for any drought."
• "Visit Hell, Paradise, Christmas and Climax."
• "Birthplace of Meijer Thrifty Acres."
• "Where Ontario is a shortcut to New York."
• "Gerald Ford slept here."
• "It's called snow. Get used to it."
• "Where the names of toney suburbs needlessly end with "e."
• "Deer processing available here."
• "Not as flat as Indiana."
• "Try eating corn flakes without us."
• "Hardly any annoying lizards or poisonous snakes."
• "Big on flannel."
• "It's not the heat. It's the humidity!"
• "Where the mosquito is the state bird."
• "Smoked fish sold here."
• "Good people with camping trailers."
• "We moved American history to Dearborn."
• "No toll roads and proud of it."
• "Our biggest bridge makes yours look puny."
• "Land of snow machines and bass boats."
• "We know a place where wooden shoes are always in style."
• "Where lousy teams get new stadiums."
• "Speed limit's back up to 70, so move it!"
• "The Red Wings State"